You One Of These?

Since I went undercover…

Became a fitness industry spy… (shhh…
don’t tell anyone)…

I’ve been peeking over the barbed wire
barricade and seen some stuff…

And some of it ain’t pretty my man…

And I’m not talking about Picasso boobs…
(look it up)…

I’m talking about the different types of folk
in there…

ALL SORTS OF STEREOTYPES…

And it makes me maaaaad…

vvvv

Because I’ve been ALL of these people over
the last 10 years or so…

You know the types… you’ll have seen em…

— There’s the guy who beasts himself and
then tells everyone he’s off to get a KFC
bucket and a diet coke… (cos he earned
it)…

Then he goes down the pub for a few
pints…(cos he earned it)…

Then he whines about the fact that he has
this stubborn bit of fat just above the
belt-line that won’t shift… Funny that

— What about the guy who ONLY uses the
treadmill?… He wanders into the gym with
all the intentions of doing something ‘new’
but decides to do a little warm up first…

On the treadmill…

And there he stays until he decides that the
gym is boring and stops going…

But keeps on paying until his membership is
up (in 10 months)

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— Or he becomes the guy who ONLY uses the
rower… cos he’s sick of the treadmill

See above for the rest…

— ‘Does this gym have a sauna?’… if you
have to ask that questions then you know
you’re going to try to sweat that weight away
sitting on your arse right…

And there’s always some toss pot in there
talking about how much he can lift anyway…

— What about when you need to catch up on
the latest box-set?…

I know… you could just hit the cross
trainer and let that do the walking for
you…

While you catch up on the latest episode of
Homeland (which has Inigo Montoya in it by
the way)…

— You heard somewhere that 12 reps is what
you do for weights… so you do 3 sets of 12
on everything… EVERY TIME…

And nothing happens… ‘cept you get bored
and leave telling everyone that weights don’t
work…

— To relieve the boredom you devise your own
little routine…

That you will do when you visit the gym…

Day in ….. Day out….

For the rest of your life…

— I see folk all the time who seem to just
go for a chat with their mates… even though
it’s like a nightclub in there… (never
could have a chat in nightclubs me)…

I used to blame that on the fact that I was
rubbish at chatting up women…

Turns out it was the fact that I was a
drunken mess who could hardly string two
words together that was the problem…

— You’ve paid so you will bloody well use
it… even though you HATE it…

So you hate being at work… you hate being
at the gym…

That’s gonna make your homelife exceptional
isn’t it…

Thing is… I think most of us have to go
through these stages to realise what needs to
be done…

And I’m here to speed you through these right
now…

So if any one of these describes you…

You need to go here vvv

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/online-challenge/

And get some help…

It’ll save you 10 years of discovery…

My coach says it all the time…

‘Fail fast and learn from it’…

Makes progress quicker my man…

And it’ll save you a ton of spondoolicks in
12 month contracts…

If you HATE it… then I’ll give you your
money back…

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/online-challenge/

Peter

p.s. TEN FKN YEARS…

What a div I was….