Woman Gets Laid By A Fish
When was the last time you went to the pictures
^^^ Apparently no one calls it that any more
But I do… ha
Anyhoo
The fellas at BKS would love to go and see some of the
films I talk about
But they can’t
They only get to watch kids movies…
They long for the days when they can go and see some
proper sex and viol-ence
^^^ That sort of stuff is alright I suppose
But when I mentioned that I’d been to see The Shape Of
Water
One of the fellas came up with what could have been the
greatest strap line for a film EVER
“Is that the one where a mute falls in love with a
fish”
^^^ Brilliant
It was however one of the best films I’ve seen in a
looooooong time (that and 3 billboards)
Made me think a bit
Cos the lass in it is mute (so she feels alone)
The monster… (fish guy) … can’t speak either
He also has the added pressure of being attacked with a
cattle prod every 2 minutes
He’s not a bad fish… just different
So people are afraid of him
But not this lady… she gets him
It’s kinda like the guys who join one of the BKS
programs
They felt alone before they started
No idea what to do
Didn’t understand what all these trainers were bangin
on about
Sets – reps – mobility – squat – deadlift – tabata –
HIIT – (the list goes on)
^^^ It’s a language all of its own
And we tend to be afraid of things we don’t understand
And I know how that feels
Cos unlike a lot of the other trainers out there who
have been fit their whole lives
I used to sit behind a desk for 10 hours a day… (for
15 years)
I’ve had pretty much ALL of the joint pain issues that
you probably have right now
The achy lower back used to annoy the hell out of me
The fact that I was weak just made me feel worthless
I wallowed in this for years (while hitting the gym
with ZERO progress)
Until I realised that I was NEVER gonna get strong
until I actually learned how
So I did
And I want to teach you what I’ve learned over the last
15 years
What I’ve taught the fellas who come to BKS
As well as those on the STRONG DAD online program
Cos without this you may very well just give up (if you
haven’t already)
^^^ And I don’t want you to do that
The STRONG DAD program is open again (but only for 5
fellas)
So if you’re struggling to keep up with the cherubs and
are constantly knackered
And it feels like this will NEVER end
Stay STRONG
Peter
p.s. Closes 1 March so be quick
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