Why Designer Boxer Shorts Lie To Us - Bath Kettlebell Society

Why Designer Boxer Shorts Lie To Us

Gyms in bath

Thought I would overhaul my boxers drawer…

Elastic’s gone on a few…

Alright – all of em…

And I thought I was getting thinner…

 

–> You seen the pictures on the boxes of the
designer pants?…

Yeah… that’s how I’m gonna look in em
innit…

Ok maybe on the small ones…

But when you get to large and XL…

They’re not exactly a true representation are
they?…

How many ripped guys are there who need a
large waist?…

So what should they show…

A bit of belly hanging over…

A few hairs around the belly button maybe…

And the waistband doubled over so you can’t
even see the designer name…

Which is why I get mine at M&S…

Makes me feel better…

Anyhoo…

This reminds me of a lot of PT websites I see
out there…

With pics of themselves looking pretty damn
cut…

Shredded I think it’s called… (in the
industry… now that I’m an insider)…

I feel like a spy… I’m on the inside and
it’s weird…

Everyone MUST project themselves as happy
EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY…

Heaven forbid if a PT were to have a bad
day… and show it…

We have to be über sensitive so we don’t hurt
anyone’s feelings…

Which means we just have to tell you
everything’s going to be ok…

Think positive and it’ll all work out…

–> Well balls to that…

Think positive and you’ll be hiding from what
really matters…

And that’s how you feel RIGHT NOW…

You’re stressed…

Christmas is meant to be a holiday period
right…

But you have more to do now than the rest of
the year…

Everyone at work seems to be busier than
ever…

Everyone at home’s stressed cos town’s too
busy to shop…

And the kids are demanding every new toy
there is…

Your wallet has pictures of the kids in for a
reason… (to remind you where your money
went)… ha

Oh and what about Christmas parties…
there’s a few of those…

And drinks with friends who you won’t see for
a few days…

Which reminds me… why are the supermarkets
sooo busy with 2 weeks to go…

Surely a sprout will go off in that time?

But that’s ok…

Just think positive happy thoughts and it
will all be ok…

Or have another pint… that’ll take the edge
off…

I know which is easier…

So my advice for now…

Forget about the happy thoughts and take hold
of your own future…

Or shall I put a nice smily happy picture of
me at the bottom of this email to motivate
you…

Cos my life has no troubles in it
whatsoever…

I’m stressed as fook trying to sort
everything out for January…

Not to mention Christmas…

And what happens next…

Which is where you come in my man…

BKS is growing and I want you to be part of
it…

ONLY provided that you want to be…

I’m not interested if you’re not committed to
it…

All I ask for is 3 hours per week…

The rest is up to you my friend…

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/lb-
thankyou/

Don’t worry…

It’ll all be ok…

There….

Peter

p.s. The only picture of me on the BKS
website can be found here…

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/about/

Alright I am smiling… but I wasn’t on the
inside… (the mosoms only got to an A
cup)…

Peter Lant

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