Where's The Nearest Evacuation Shelter? - Bath Kettlebell Society

Where’s The Nearest Evacuation Shelter?

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Was ‘avin a pint with my good lady last night
in the Marlborough Tavern…

Gotta get out in the sun while you can
right…

Never know when we’ll see it next…

Anyhoo…

Some young fella waltzes into the beer garden
proclaiming he’s been evacuated by the
Germans…

So we asked him what he was on about…

Turns out there’s an unexploded WWII bom b on
a building site…

And they’ve turfed people out of their homes
for safety (which is a bit of a good move as
far as i’m concerned)…

So as you do I had a look at tinternet for
more info…

And I came across the Bath Chronicle article
on Farcebook (where else?)….

I love to read the comments below these
things…

And here’s my favourite about this story vvv

‘ Been there for 70 years and not gone off,
whys it gonna go off now , really !!!! ‘

Now I’m all for doing things that scare and
challenge you…

^^^ cos I think that’s what makes you grow…

But when there’s heavy arsenal involved I
might think twice…

Cos it’s gonna give you more than a bad leg
innit dude…

But this made me think about when we tamper
with stuff that has the potential to be dangerous…

Most fellas I see are walking about with
unexploded bom bs hidden somewhere within
em…

You might be one of them…

– Sore knees

– Cranky shoulders

– Knackered hips

– Weak lower back

^^^ These are all sitting there just waiting
to burn you when you least expect it…

And it may take another 20 or 30 years…

But they’ll get you in the end unless you
defuse em right now…

And you’re gonna need an expert to do that…

^^^ Would you try to diffuse it yourself???

We’ll cut the red wire for you (or is it the
blue one?)…

Hard to tell cos the instructions are in
German…

But it just so happens we have a German lady
who comes to our sessions who could translate
that for you…

^^^ She’s a badass by the way…

So instead of all of this shit exploding in
your face and ruining your twilight years…

You can get ahead of that right now…

Only TWO spaces left for June dude vvv

CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

Another one got snapped up yesterday…

Welcome aboard…

David Wall

Don’t miss this my man…

Peter

p.s. And I thought Germans built stuff that
worked 😉

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Peter Lant

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