What Do You Get If You Cross Scaramanga With Nick Nack - Bath Kettlebell Society

What Do You Get If You Cross Scaramanga With Nick Nack

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You been down the canal recently?…

Runners EVERYWHERE…

Reminds me of when I was training for my
first half mazza…

I’d get out of bed EVERY Saturday morning…

— Even though I hated running…

And put in a long one…

This was what I thought was needed to get
fit…

HOURS OF WORK… (what a plonker)…

Anyhoo…

 

This particular morning I chose the wrong
top…

It was tight… it was white… and it was
raining… (and cold)…

Now I have (three) pert nipples in the
summer… so you can imagine what they were
like in January…

^^ yes you read that right by the way… just
call me Scaramanga…

I was about 10 miles into a 14 miler when I
ran past a couple of cherubs…

Who shouted this at the tops of their
piercingly high voices…

” NICE NIPPLES “

I was destroyed… by a couple of ten year
olds…

Is all this running malarkey worth it?…

Well… if you love it… dig in my man…

Thing is though…

Most of the guys who apply…

When I get em on the phone for a chat to see
if this will work for em…

They tell me they run… I ask em if they
like it… They reply no…

SO WHY THE FK DO YOU DO IT?…

 

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I get it… I did the same…

And hated it…

– Sore hips…

– Knees shot to sh*t…

– Sore achilles ALL THE TIME…

—- And getting laughed at cos you inherited
your old man’s nipples…

But there is a way out my man…

It doesn’t have to be this way…

You can still lose the belly and get fit and
healthy…

And it only takes 3 hours per week…

The beauty of it is vvv

YOU GET WEEKENDS TO SPEND WITH YOUR FAMILY…

Cos they miss you…

They want their daddy back…

Instead of this grumpy old fart who seems to
have replaced him…

And keeps complaining that he’s too tired to
go to the park…

His knees are playing up again… (maybe next
week)…

Well… you have 3 months until the weather
gets warmer again my friend…

And the kids will want to spend their time
playing playstation… (while you moan at em
to get out of the house)…

Time to step up and set an example…

Why should they be active if you’re not?…

And they’ll be amazed when you manage to run
rings around em without having a connery…

There are a few guys starting next week…

Another who started last week…

So if you want in you’d better hurry up…
cos I can’t guarantee how long it is before
there’s a waiting list…

So it’s over to you my man…

Start now and you won’t get left behind…

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/low-
barrier-squeeze-sales/

Peter

p.s. It’s funny cos Scaramanga was tall…

But I’m a pip squeak…

So I suppose I’m more of a cross between him
and Nick Nack

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Peter Lant

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