What Day Is It?

So as I sit here in my pants cradling my belly and
farting

^^^ Yes I did say that yesterday

But one day rolls into the other at the moment

What day is it anyway

I’ve lost all track

If only I had some sort of routine to stop me from
going mental

^^^ Sounds bonkers but it’s true right

Even for me (and I work for myself… from home)

Which takes discipline to do

Cos I’m only accountable to myself

But that’s not strictly true

Cos I tell you what I’m gonna do…

AND I DO IT

Which is why I’m asking you to do the same

Tell me you’re gonna do my 5 Day Kettlebell Fat Funeral

THEN DO IT

It’s really that simple

Peter

p.s. Or not

Cos you don’t want to be another one of those folk who
never deliver on their promises

(like I used to be)