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We’ve Been Preparing For This

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Look around you and what do you see?…

Zombies everywhere…

People have been preparing for this invasion
for years…

But what they haven’t realised is that it’s
already happened…

Right under our noses and we missed it…

Seriously…

Next time you’re in a queue anywhere (and in
this country that’s everywhere)…

Have a look around you…

EVERYONE is on their phones…

Just checking in in case they missed
anything…

—> Since 5 seconds ago…

Really…

You’re not the first person to discover Hot
Cross Buns you know…

Look at the zombie heads for God’s sake…

It looks like someone has removed it and
stuck it to their chest…

Shoulders hunched forwards…

We’ll all evolve massive thumbs soon I’m sure
of it…

Although I use my index finger cos I’m nearly
40 (which probably explains this rant)…

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Anyhoo…

What’s this got to do with ANYTHING?…

Well EVERYTHING as it happens…

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If you spend your day driving to work…

Sitting at a desk…

Eating a crap sarney and a bag of crisps for
lunch…

Standing in queues being a phone zombie…

Then crashing on the sofa…

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— Then it’s no fkn wonder your shoulders
get sore and cranky…

It’s not exactly tricky to work out why your
hips feel tight…

Let alone fathom out why you can’t shift the
love handles…

The invasion has happened my man…

We’ve all become useless lazy gits and we
haven’t even realised it…

Technology has taken over our lives…

So much so that you can even get a workout
sitting on your sofa (what a load of
bollocks)…

But it’s not too late…

NEVER…

At our age we still have some fight left in
us…

We can still reverse what we’ve done…

So let’s stand tall (if we can)…

And beat the zombie invasion…

Before it gets the kids too…

Click the link below and join our movement…

Kettlebells Against Zombies…

Peter

p.s. Quite fancy some brains for dinner all
of a sudden…

Peter Lant

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