Unwanted Visitors In My Back Garden - Bath Kettlebell Society

Unwanted Visitors In My Back Garden

Lose Weight

Sounds a bit rude that dunnit…

Anyhoo…

Apparently we’re only ever a couple of metres
away from a rat…

And in my case this is definitely true…

Cos I could see em lording it around in my
back garden…

Bold as brass…

So I bought some rat poison from homebase…

Which they ate (and had ZERO effect)…

Got a big name pest controller round…

Who quoted me £650 to get rid of em…

^^^ This would be the same people who make
the rat poison I used…

Which is soooo diluted that it just makes em
feel a bit queasy (brilliant)…

It’s a good job one of my mates knows a guy
who happens to get rid of these little
buggers for a living…

And charges £200 for the trouble…

He got rid of em in one visit…

See – it’s just better to hire a professional
in these situations…

Now you can go as cheap as you like (and get
what you pay for… which probably won’t
work)…

OR – you can pay top dollar to go with the
big boys (where you’ll just be another sales
number)…

Thing is though — both of these options
leave you feeling cheated…

Whereas the guy who knows what he’s doing and
hasn’t got the pressure from the top to make
MORE sales…

^^^ He just gets it done…

So if you want to get fitter and stronger…

Lose the jublies and jowls…

You can join a pay as you go bootcamp (and
never go cos you don’t have to)…

You can join a commercial gym who’ll take
your money and let you free on their
equipment (that you have no idea how to
use)…

^^^ Then they’ll sell you some training on
top of your membership once they got you
hooked…

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— Or you can come to the place that charges
just £3.25 (price of a good cuppa) per day
for you to get FULL support whenever you need
it…

— You’ll get nutritional guidance so you can
eat well without having to give up EVERYTHING
and become one of the chicken and broccoli
brigade…

— There’s a private Facebook group where you
can ask specific questions and actually get
an answer (rather than just getting a bunch
of abuse from folk who should know better)…

— You become part of a group of guys who’ve
all been right where you’re at right now (and
took the plunge to see what it’s like)…

Guys who just get it done…

Choice is yours my man…

You can start in May when the next 14 day
trial begins…

Keep an eye out for the link next week…

Peter

 

p.s. If you can’t wait til next week just
hit me up dude I’ll see if I can get you on
the list…

Then you’ve locked your spot down and got
ahead of the crowd…

^^^ Which means you’ll fit right in…

If you don’t want to do that though then I’m
cool with that

You may need to ask why you’re here though…

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Peter Lant

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