They're Quick They're Fearless And They'll Stop At Nothing - Bath Kettlebell Society

They’re Quick They’re Fearless And They’ll Stop At Nothing

Bath Gull

Squawk… Scream.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH…

Seagulls…. I hate em…

We have a massive problem with them here in
Bath…

Which is nowhere near the sea…

THEY ARE JUST GULLS PEOPLE…

and they wake up early…

Damn early..

And they’re tenacious…

I put my rubbish out every Thursday morning
about five minutes before the wagon comes…

I nip back into the flat to get the
recycling…

What do I see when I get outside…

GULLS…

They’re quick…

they’re fearless…

they’ll do anything for a meal…

And they won’t give up… you shoo em away…
and they go…

But not far…

They sit close by… they know you know they
are still there…

And you know as soon as you are out of
eyeshot… sometimes even before…

They’re gonna be back at your bags…

They know what they want and they go to the
best place to get it…

Either they have been onto the council
website and checked bin day, or….

They have a keen sense of the best place to
be…

They’ve done their research and know the
weekly schedule…

I proposed random bin days to the council but
they didn’t take me seriously…

:o)

We can learn from these annoying yet highly
effective creatures…

Sniff out the best place to get what you
want…

Make sure you are there early…

and don’t leave until you get it…

Simple and effective…

You have already sniffed out the right
place…

Now all you have to do is show up…

and keep coming back…

and you don’t even need to be up at sunrise
to get it…

So make like a gull

and get your feathery arse down here

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/
lb-thankyou/

Peter

p.s. god bless the earplug.

Peter Lant

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