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The MacMuffin Reality

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Anything on at the flicks at the moment

Other than Batman vs Superman which I’ve
heard is rubbish…

Will probably still go and see it tomorrow
though…

Mainly cos I’ve been told that it’s better
than the reviews…

So my expectations are pretty low (therefore
I won’t be disappointed)…

Which reminds me of the eggs in a
McMuffin…

^^^ If you don’t know what a McMuffin is
GOOD ON YOU…

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Maccy D’s have had to put out an advert to
satisfy their customers that the eggs in
these things are real (I know right)…

There’s a couple of concerns here…

1) The fact that the eggs are so rubbery and
weird looking that people have to ask…

2) People STILL EAT THEM even though they
don’t know if they’re real or not (which is
ridiculous)…

Now I’m not gonna bang on about how Maccy Ds
is bad for you…

Mainly cos you already know this…

But their advert tickled me because of the
realism…

There was a lass who’s job it was to crack
the eggs into the circular moulds (and she
looked happy about it which is probably a bit
misleading)…

And she broke the yolk of EVERY SINGLE ONE…

How’s that for lowering your expectations of
having a nice soft yolk that bursts open when
you bite into it…

See I think that’s good advertising…

Cos you KNOW what you’re gonna get…

Which is why I like to let you know what you
can expect when you join the 14 day trial…

You can do that here by the way if you
already know vvv

CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

And I’ve made it even easier for you to book
your spot (you just need to press the button
at the bottom to find out my friend…

Anyhoo…

Here’s what you can expect…

* Weight Loss – We’ve had guys lose half a
stone in 2 weeks…

* Strength Gains – No matter how strong (or
weak) you think you are right now you’ll
feel a shit load stronger (and probably on
the first day)…

* Increased Fitness – Over the 14 days you’ll
exponentially increase your fitness so you
don’t get knackered running around after the
kids at weekends…

^^^

Now these are pretty standard expectations
for a training program right…

But here you get the benefit of a small group
of guys who know what you feel like (cos
they’ve all been there)…

And they’ll support you through each session
to make sure you can’t wait for the next one
(to experience even more progress)…

On the DAY you sign up you get the
following…

* Recipe Book – with a ton of quick to make
real food that’ll help you lose weight (and
it isn’t all as boring as fuck)…

* Quick Nutrition Guide – that doesn’t
confuse the hell out of you by going right
into the nitty gritty (you can start this
IMMEDIATELY so you’ll already be feeling
better by the time you come along to your
first session)…

* Access to the Members Only Facebook group
where you get full support and proper answers
to questions (rather than a bunch of
pointless comments)…

* IMMEDIATE accountability – you don’t have
to wait until 3 May to get started…

If all of this doesn’t raise your
expectations…

If you want us to do the work for you…

If you’re not prepared to make some small
changes…

If you’re gonna make excuses as to why you
can’t make it…

Then this definitely won’t be for you my good
man…

What you need is a pay-as-you-go bootcamp (so
you NEVER have to show up)…

But if you’re prepared to put in the work…

To give us just 3 hours of your week…

For 2 weeks…

Then YOU’LL get the results YOU want…

(have a read of all that again if you’ve
forgotten em already)…

Or just hit the link and get one of the 3
spots still available before some other fella
beats you to it vvv

CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

Action takers only please…

Peter

p.s. If you don’t want to take action and
make a positive change…

If you’re happy with where you’re at right
now then I’m cool with that dude…

You can opt out of these emails at ANY time
by hitting the unsubscribe link at the
bottom…

Ta Ta…

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Peter Lant

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