The C Word - Bath Kettlebell Society

The C Word

gyms in bath

Was relaxing last night watching a bit of
catch up TV…

Been watching T.F.I Friday…

Which is a crackin’ show… more on that
tomorrow though…

But it’s the adverts at this time of year
that get me…

Yep it’s the C word again…

Christmas is the time for the advertisers to
get your mum to buy you summink stinky…

When was the last time you saw an advert for
Coolwater aftershave…

About a year ago right…

And you see the ripped fella on there
thinking… what a big jesse…

Bet he doesn’t use the stuff…

Cos it stinks…

But your mum will have a different idea…

–> And get you some more to add to the pile from
over the years…

You could probably have a bath in it by now
right?…

This is also the time of year that you’ll
start to think about how you’ll start next
year…

After all of the excesses of the next few
weeks…

How many Christmas parties you got this
year?…

You’ll have a gyms trying to hook you in
so they reach their January target…

Cos that’s all you are to these big places…
a number… as in the more the better…

And yes… I’m also trying to sell to you…

But I’m selling something a bit more
sustainable than those bigger places…

You see…

What you get from Bath Kettlebell Society is
a personal service…

You get to hang out with guys EXACTLY like
you…

And not a bunch of students down the gym…

Who won’t let you get on any of the kit…

Oh… and in January you’ll have to queue for
a treadmill… (that’s a guarantee)…

So…

You have a couple of choices…

You can join the gym and blend in for a
couple of weeks before you give up…

– OR –

You can give us a try…

without having to sign up for a 12 month
contract…

In fact…

You can try us for 2 weeks at a cost of
£30…

And if you HATE it you can have your money
back…

And go join the gym…

When everyone else has stopped going…

So we’ll still have done you a favour…

Win win…

So as far as I can see it you are now down to
ONE option…

vvv Hit the link vvv

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/lb-
thankyou/

^^^ Yep that one ^^^

And apply…

We already have some new starters set up for
January…

But unlike the gym we won’t be maxing this
out…

There are a limited number of spaces…

So you’d better be quick my man…

Or you’ll have missed your opportunity to
become part of the fastest growing community
of strong, fit fellas in Bath…

Peter

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p.s. T.F.I Friday… if it ain’t broke…
don’t fix it

Peter Lant

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