Should You Shave Your Bits? - Bath Kettlebell Society

Should You Shave Your Bits?

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Do you shave your thatch?…

It has it’s merits…

The best one being that it makes your fella
look bigger…

And when you got one as small as mine you
need all the help you can get dude…

Anyhoo…

There was an article in the paper last week
about the old shaven haven…

Apparently…

Those who are well kempt…

Are more likely to get an STD…

Summink to do with the increased risk from
getting nicked by the razor…

^^^ Ooof…

But it makes sense though right dude…

However…

Keeping it trim is only polite innit…

I know that in my past there have been a few
lasses who could have tamed theirs with a
weed whacker…

Kinda like Judith in The Life Of Brian…

Anyhoo…

Does the risk of keeping your favourite body
part looking it’s best (cos let’s face it…
they’re ugly)…

Does it outweigh the reward…

In my correct opinion…

NO…

It’s the same as doing exercise…

I hear all the time that fellas have sore
backs and knackered knees…

Tight hips (which aren’t good for thrusting
by the way)…

So they can’t do exercise cos it’s too
risky…

^^^ Which is a load of bollocks quite
frankly…

Ok if you decide to run a half marathon…

Or join a fitness class that makes you do a
million exercises til you puke…

Then YES… that’s risky…

But if you focus on movement and mobility
FIRST…

Allowing you to free up those tight knackered
bits…

Then you FEEL better…

And you realise that an intelligent approach
to exercise is better than just going after
ANY old class…

Kinda like the thatch again…

More chance of catching summink…

But if you’re gonna sleep around then the
chances go up anyway right?…

Your choice dude…

Whore yourself around and risk the
inevitable…

OR

Find the RIGHT ONE…

And stick with it cos you know it makes you
feel good…

Let me introduce you to my online program…

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

I’m sure you’ll get on famously…

Peter

p.s. DON’T use a cut throat razor by the
way…

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Peter Lant

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