Did you hear the one about the tortoise…
In Japan…
This is hee-larious
A Giant Tortoise weighing 121 lb escaped from
a Japanese zoo
And it took them
SIXTEEN DAYS to find it…
I can only assume they set up a massive
search radius
Just to make things more difficult
Like finding a needle in a haystack
Then 16 days later
There it was
In a bush
140 metres away
^^^ I know right
Thing is though
Have a look around you dude
It would seem that there a lot of humans that
would struggle to move that far in 16 days
Without the use of a car…
See as a nation we are fatter and less fit
than we have EVER been…
Even though we are spending MORE money on our
Gym Memberships
Weight Loss Club Memberships
‘Health Foods’
Low Fat Alternatives
No added sugar products
We spend BILLIONS on this shit
But still we are in the middle of a crisis
^^^ Sounds dramatic
But we are dude
The NHS is stretched to the max
And it is YOUR responsibility to make sure
you are the healthiest you can be
To take the strain off so the NHS can help
genuinely sick people
Yes we are living longer
But that’s down to medical science
And I for one would not want to be kept alive
to 100 or more if I couldn’t enjoy it
Which is why I keep moving
Getting fitter stronger and healthier
While getting older
And I want to help you do the same my
friend…
FOR FREE
Yep you read that right…
Like I said earlier…
You’re WASTING your money faster than ever
because of clever marketing to get you to
join up to a gym that immediately ignores you
once they got you tied into a 12 month
contract…
But don’t worry …
They’ll be nice to you in 11 months time
Assuming they can remember your name (I’m
sure their computer system will have that
sorted for them though)
And that’s why I want to help you SAVE money
By geting the help you need
FOR FREE
I’m gonna coach you
For a WHOLE MONTH
For NADA
Find out more here v v v
https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/swing-challenge
Peter
p.s. Or continue to be a drain on the NHS…
In which case
The door is this way
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