This is NOT gonna be my best email
In fact… it’s probably gonna be my worst
See I’m wiped out at the moment after battling the flu
for well over a week
I don’t think I’ve felt this ill for over a decade
But it still won’t stop me from wanting to help you out
However
I can only do this if you WANT me to
So if you do want my help
And would like to get started ON MONDAY
Then you’ll need to apply
Via this link
I’ll get back to you and in 2 days time you could be
well on your way to becoming the fittest and strongest
you’ve EVER been
Peter
p.s. Just hit reply if you have any questions
Your email will go straight to me 🙂
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