A Really Rubbish Email

This is NOT gonna be my best email

In fact… it’s probably gonna be my worst

See I’m wiped out at the moment after battling the flu
for well over a week

I don’t think I’ve felt this ill for over a decade

But it still won’t stop me from wanting to help you out

However

I can only do this if you WANT me to

So if you do want my help

And would like to get started ON MONDAY

Then you’ll need to apply

Via this link

I’ll get back to you and in 2 days time you could be
well on your way to becoming the fittest and strongest
you’ve EVER been

Peter

p.s. Just hit reply if you have any questions

Your email will go straight to me 🙂