Randy Native Northerners - Bath Kettlebell Society

Randy Native Northerners

Les Mills

Craig came out with another cracker the other
day…

After I’d spoke about the Lions at
longleat…

And we got to reminiscing about Danny The
Champion Of The World…

^^^ The best book ever…

He remembered a story about Red Squirrels…

Now Craig’s Scottish…

And I’m from Newcastle…

So we know what a Red Squirrel is…

If you’re from darn sarf you won’t have a
scooby what one is (probably)…

See the Grey Squirrel was introduced into the
UK about 140 years ago from the U.S.

These little buggers carry a pox that kills
off the native Red Squirrels…

So there aren’t many Red ones left…

And they’re all in the North (obviously a bit
‘arder than the southerners)…

Anyhoo…

A few years back…

The decision was made to try to increase the
numbers…

So there were some pellets scattered to
sterilise the Grey Squirrels…

And to make the Red ones as randy as hell…

So these little fellas were trawling the
woodlands trying to hump everything in
sight…

Like the geezers you see in Slug & Lettuce on
a Saturday night…

See I feel a bit like the Red Squirrel…

The intelligent approach to getting fitter
and stronger has almost been stamped out…

—> By the entertainment sessions that you
see in most gyms…

That are nothing more than a glorified dance
class…

Which is fine if that’s what you want but…

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If you’re looking to build some REAL
strength…

Strength beyond that of most of your mates…

Hidden Strength so people don’t see you
coming…

^^^ They just realise there’s this aura about
you that exudes something they can’t quite
put their fingers on…

But they want some if it…

They want what you’ve got (cos they can see
it works)…

THAT’S the sort of strength and fitness you
get on my Online Program…

The 6 Week ‘ONLINE LARD BUSTER’

This is your chance to finally drop some
timber…

And get back the sort of strength proper
blokes had 30 years ago (yep… we’re weaker
than out fathers)…

Don’t let that happen to the next
generation…

Or they won’t be able to stand up without
help…

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/online-
challenge/

Peter

p.s. Got a story about Body Pump tomorrow…

One of our crew went along and wasn’t
impressed…

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Peter Lant

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