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Pokemon Go (and fk yourself)

pokemon go

What the fook is this all about then…

I thought Pokemon disappeared years ago…

And anyway…

It was only top-trumps right?…

I used to play that all the time as a kid…

But with cars and fighter planes…

^^^ PROPER TOP-TRUMPS…

But this Pokemon Go stuff is a bit different
apparently…

It makes people healthy (yep you read that
right)…

It gets people off of their arses and out of
the house…

To walk around staring at their smart
phones…

^^^ What’s different there then?…

And capturing these little….

Things…

Have I got it about right?…

Oh and it also takes people to points of
interest…

Which they can then take a selfie in front
of…

Cos there’s not enough of that about
either…

Now don’t get me wrong dude…

Walking is one of the best things you can
do…

Go for a 30 minute walk every day and you’ll
burn a ton of lard and keep muscle (unlike
running which’ll burn both)…

But if you do it staring at your smart phone
you’ll be ruining your neck and shoulders
while you get fitter…

Seriously…

You spend all day at a desk or in the car…

So if you spend the rest of it with your head
drooped forward you’re gonna cause a few
problems…

Especially if you have an exceptionally large
melon…

^^^ Those things are heavy dude…

I reckon there’ll be surgery soon to move
your head to your chest to make it easier to
stoop and look at your phone…

You may even get a discount if you have a
gastric band too…

Double bubble…

Wehey… the world is save…

Or…

Here’s an idea…

You could spend 3 hours a week NOT sitting
down…

NOT driving…

NOT staring at your phone…

In fact you can spend these 3 hours
overcoming the problems that all of this
causes…

Which will only get worse with more things
like Pokemon Go in the future…

So do the right thing my man…

Start now to make sure you don’t end up
having to get one of those mobility
scooters…

^^^ Or we’ll end up living like the folk in
WALL.E

You know it makes sense dude…

So get here and make a difference…

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

Only 5 spaces available

Peter

p.s. Can’t afford 3 hours per week?…

How about 20 mins per day?…

You can do that right?…

If so then here’s where you need to be v v v

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Which is what

Ben Tyrell did…

Welcome aboard Ben

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Peter Lant

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