So we’re in the perineum of the week (look it up)
(So to speak)
It’s the middle of the week between Christmas and New
Years
Some call it #humpday
^^^ But I much prefer my version
In fact let’s make it a thing
Happy #perineumday
^^^ That should get some feathers flapping
Anyhoo
It’s boring this bit innit
You’re either sitting at home doing nowt
OR
Sitting at work doing nowt
Having ANOTHER Turkey sarney
But I’m gonna break the monotony for you
RIGHT NOW
By giving you something to look forward to
And that would be
Drum roll
My 5 Day Kettlebell Fat Funeral
Starting on Monday
It’s the PERFECT answer to the excess of the festive
period
You’ll BLAST FAT over the first 5 days of the new year
^^^ Giving you a sporting chance of sticking to your
resolution of getting in shape
Again
You can listen to me ramble on about it here
==> Me Rambling On about the 5 Day Kettlebell Fat
Funeral
Peter
p.s. Or do nothing
Your choice
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