#perineumday

So we’re in the perineum of the week (look it up)

(So to speak)

It’s the middle of the week between Christmas and New
Years

Some call it #humpday

^^^ But I much prefer my version

In fact let’s make it a thing

Happy #perineumday

^^^ That should get some feathers flapping

Anyhoo

It’s boring this bit innit

You’re either sitting at home doing nowt

Sitting at work doing nowt

Having ANOTHER Turkey sarney

But I’m gonna break the monotony for you

RIGHT NOW

By giving you something to look forward to

And that would be

Drum roll

My 5 Day Kettlebell Fat Funeral

Starting on Monday

It’s the PERFECT answer to the excess of the festive
period

You’ll BLAST FAT over the first 5 days of the new year

^^^ Giving you a sporting chance of sticking to your
resolution of getting in shape

Again

You can listen to me ramble on about it here

Peter

p.s. Or do nothing

Your choice