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Orgy In The Supermarket

Sausage party

Went to a Sausage Party on Saturday…

Or rather I should say…

I went to see the film Sausage Party…

Pretty weird but damn funny (and there’s an
orgy scene which is pretty surreal)…

Anyhoo…

It’s about the food in our supermarkets (that
all happens to be alive)…

The food thinks that when it’s chosen it gets
to go to the ‘great beyond’ on the other side
of the supermarket doors…

Thing is though…

All of this produce doesn’t realise the fate
of the ‘great beyond’…

Which is to be cooked and eaten…

Like the potato that gets skinned alive and
boiled…

Ouch right…

See the produce have faith in something they
know nothing about…

Something they can’t explain but it makes
them feel good…

Now what does this have to do with
anything…

Well…

What happens when you get to the ‘great
beyond’?

You get to lose a few pounds and become
slightly fitter…

But then what?…

That’s the ultimate right…

–> But what does it actually give you?…

Apart from a big old dose of ‘what was the
point in all of that then’…

Cos once you get there it isn’t quite what
you thought…

You realise that all of the beautiful people
who’ve made it to this mystical place are all
full of shit…

Their Farcebook profiles only show you the
highlight reel (and maybe the wrong type of
six pack)…

But their lives are pretty mundane cos ALL
they do is watch what they eat and
exercise…

^^^ Which is boring as fook by the way…

So that’s why I’m here to let you in on a
little secret…

Getting what you REALLY WANT is the way to
go…

Focusing on become fitter & stronger so
you’re a more useful human being who isn’t
knackered and stressed out all the time…

Without having to smash yourself to pieces in
the process (cos that’ll just make you even
more knackered)…

And that’s EXACTLY what you get when you sign
up for our 14 day trial…

You get to find out how all of this works
(and it does work)…

Without having to sign away 12 months of your
life to the gym…

And we won’t bullshit you to keep you here…

You make up your own decision if you want to
stay or not…

^^^ And when you experience how much you can
achieve (with the right help) in just 14
days…

You most certainly won’t want to stop
there…

Can’t make it any simpler for you than that
dude…

Apart from just dropping this link in your
way…

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Peter

p.s. If you’re easily offended the DON’T go
and see Sausage Party…

And you might wanna unsubscribe too…

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Peter Lant

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