To Be Or Not To Be (highbrow stuff) - Bath Kettlebell Society

To Be Or Not To Be (highbrow stuff)

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If you take an infinite number of monkeys…

And an infinite number of typewriters…

In an infinite amount of time they will
produce the entire works of shakespeare…

Hmmmm…

There’s a great Bob Newhart sketch about
this…

If you are old enough you’ll know who he
is…

If you aren’t… He’s Buddy’s dad in Elf…

Anyhoo…

This reminds me of when I used to work in a
commercial gym…

At 5pm a load of people would swarm in and
hit the treadmills…

ALL of them would be full for the next 2
hours…

Even when it was nice outside….

Tragic…

What seemed like an infinite number of people
plodding away…

Eventually one of them will get the result
they are looking for right?

But it’ll take some time… possibly an
infinite amount of time…

Now the problem the monkey has is that it has
no clue what it’s doing…

So therefore it has no goal…

It just taps away…

The difference these treadicts have is that
they have a goal…

But they are very unlikely to reach it…

Especially if that goal is to become stronger
and fitter while maintaining the integrity of
their hips and knees…

At Bath Kettlebell Society we are different
for two reasons…

Well more than that obviously but we haven’t
got all day…

1. We don’t allow an infinite number of
people to join…

The sessions have limited numbers so you get
the benefit of coaching…

This way we all progress together… no-one
is left behind… and…

2. We are not just mindlessly tapping
away…

We use proven systems to ensure you become
fitter and stronger

Nothing is left to chance… provided you are
committed then you will get the results you
are looking for…

Or your money back…

It’s that simple…

There’s a new 2 week trial starting on
Monday…

Only ONE space left dude…

Once it is full then that’s it…

no exceptions…

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CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

Peter

p.s. feels like it has taken an infinite
amount of time to write this email…

You should see how slow I read…

Peter Lant

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