Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo... - Bath Kettlebell Society

Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo…

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During my rock’n’roll lifestyle I get to do
some outrageous things…

Like go to the supermarket in the middle of
the afternoon…

And it’s still ludicrously busy… do these
people not have jobs to go to?..

Anyway… I was in the bog roll section the
other day…

When I overheard a conversation between two
of the assistants who work there…

One of em said they hadn’t seen the Christmas
bog roll yet…

–> Christmas BOG ROLL…

I know… is this even a thing?…

Let’s hope it’s not made from holly eh <–
ouch…

Anyhoo…

It seems that EVERYONE wants to cash in on
Christmas…

With fancy packages… and a dog wrapped in
tinsel…

How cute…

Even though it’s got bugger all to do with
the product…

Really… Buy someone bog roll for Christmas
and see what happens… (Christmas spoiler
for the missus)…

And this applies to the fitness industry
too…

They’ll cash in on anything…

They’ll confuse the hell out of you so you
keep on buying the stuff that they pump
out…

You end up doing a million different
exercises badly…

With a million different bits of kit…

And ergonomically designed socks and trainers
to protect your delicate feet… (I go
barefoot… no need to spend £150 on a pair
of trainers)

^^^ If you’re not interested in any of this
caper

Then Bath Kettlebell Society has just the
solution…

Here you will learn how to lift weights in
the correct manner to promote all of the
changes above…

You won’t be overwhelmed with a load of
exercises that you can’t do…

You know that doesn’t work (cos it’s what
you’ve been doing)…

You’ll learn movements that will get you
EXACTLY what you want…

You’ll end up with ‘useful strength’ <–
(term coined by one of our members)…

Rather than focusing on muscle size…
(unless you really want to find it hard to
shop for clothes)…

And you won’t have to listen to house
music…

Cos that won’t help…

So to join this exclusive bunch of strong
fellas…

You need to be made of certain stuff…

The stuff between your ears… the stuff that
means you’ll see this through…

And not quit if it gets a bit hard…

It’s not for you if you want another ‘fitness
class’…

Keep paying your gym for this… they’ll
happily get you to jump around aimlessly…

While we all get stronger together as a
team…

The only difference between the guys on the
program…

– AND YOU –

Is that they hit the link below…

Which is all you need to do vvv

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

Peter

p.s. I thought about getting her some
kitchen roll too…

Would that be too much?

Peter Lant

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