You May Kiss The Bride [fancy a pork scratching)
Now this may sound like a bit of a daft question
Especially considering us blurkes don’t really mind
about this sort of stuff
You know
Wedding Planning… yawn
Just as long as there’s enough booze and food to keep
everyone happy then that’s cool right
Well … if you’re not already tied down
Then you’re in luck
And so is your lucky lady (or man… it is the 21st
century after all)
Cos Wetherspoons are doing weddings
Wehey…
All the beer you can drink
A sticky carpet (carpet in pubs still confuses me by
the way)
And you can feed everyone for £3.50 per head
They’ll also throw in a DJ (probably the member of
barstaff who has the best cd collection)
^^^ Showing my age there
So there you go… all sorted for you…
Best get on the blower to them now before your date
gets snapped up by someone else…
Unless of course you’re not really that big on having
your nuptials in a ‘spoons
Especially cos they’ll probably not close it to the
other punters (but hey… the more the merrier right)
This is where you begin to realise you actually have
standards
That and telling your good lady (or man) that you’ve
booked the local chain pub for the most important day
of your lives so far…
Well…
That’s gonna be you sleeping in the spare room for a
couple of months (assuming you stay together)
^^^ Oh and if this is true then you realise you’re
living in sin right 😉
So we’ve established you have standards
Then riddle me this one Batman
Why don’t you have similar standards about other stuff
that’s just as important
Like looking after your health so you can live to see
your kids get married (wherever that will be in the
future… Nandos)???
See there are all sorts of cheap solutions out there…
But cheap and best don’t really go together do they
That’s why the STRONG DAD program isn’t cheap
The information that has gone into this program has
taken me the best part of fifteen years to gather…
I’ve thrown out all of the unnecessary stuff to make it
as simple as possible for you
Basically I’ve made all of the mistakes and wasted a
LOT of time and money so you don’t have to
You’ll get fitter stronger and healthier in 3 months on
the STRONG DAD Online Program than you have in the last
few years of being a member of a gym
Which has probably cost you hundreds if not thousands
And hiring a trainer in a gym will cost you the best
part of £200 per month (for ONE session per week)
^^^ Just to stand there and count reps for you
AND you’ll have to fit into their schedule (along with
everyone else they train)
But with the STRONG DAD program you can do the sessions
on YOUR time (and it won’t cost you any extra to do
more)
^^^ You can do 5 sessions per week for the same price
as one
And to top all of that off there’s a whopping 70%
discount…
^^^ Yep you read that right… you get the ULTIMATE
package for the price of the STRONG DAD
But this offer will only last until Thursday 1 March
ONE WEEK from now (but if you’re not interested NOW
then chances are it’s not for you anyway)
Cos I’m gonna MAKE DAMN SURE you drop a ton of lard and
get super strong by the end of May
If you want one of only 5 available spots
Stay STRONG
Peter
p.s. If not
Why not?
Seriously …. tell me
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