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This Is The Last Thing Your Gym Wants

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Remember vinyl…

When buying a record was a big deal…

You’d be sooo excited about going into to
town…

Make your purchase…

And then go straight home to listen to it
(all the way through)…

^^^ Those were the days right…

Ahhhhhhhh…

Well apparently vinyl is coming back in a
huge way…

Sales are up (30% last year)…

Thing is though (and this is ridiculous)…

— Only half of em get played…

Yep people buy em and then listen to the
digital version on their ipod (or
whatever)…

Some of these weirdos don’t even have
anything to play records on…

So why buy em?…

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See we spend a lot of money on things we’ll
NEVER use…

^^^ Just have a think about that for a second
dude…

How much have YOU spent on stuff that won’t
improve your life one iota?…

We all do it right…

Gym memberships are a perfect example…

OVER HALF are never used…

Mainly because there is no incentive for you
to use it…

Your gym doesn’t contact you to ask why
you’re not using them (they have no idea who
you are or what you want)…

In fact that’s the last thing they want…

Imagine what would happen if EVERYONE who was
a member turned up (it would be chaos)…

^^^ More chaos than usual…

And that’s why memberships are relatively
cheap (cos you’re subsidising the people who
actually do go)…

How does that make you feel my friend?…

So when guys tell me that £99 per month to come
to BKS is a liberty…

I remind them of the benefits:-

* GUARANTEED weight loss – yep if you don’t
get what you want you get your money back…

* Super strength – cos we know how to make
you progress EVERY session without burning
yourself out…

* More energy – so you’re not a stressed out
miserable git any more (and your kids will
have their fun daddy back)…

* ACCOUNTABLILTY – the fellas here all know
EXACTLY how you feel about yourself right now
(cos they have ALL been there)…

* IDENTITY – you won’t just be another sales
statistic… we know WHO you are and WHAT YOU
WANT (and won’t let you stop until you get
it)…

* RESULTS – your gym will go on about this a
lot but what does it actually mean?…

Does it just mean weight loss and a harder
body?…

NO…

It means FEELING better about yourself so
you’re not constantly trying to hide behind
baggy shirts and loose fitting slacks…

It means you no longer have to joke about how
you used to be fitter and healthier but that
was 10 years ago (seriously dude… 10 years
wasn’t THAT long ago so you can feel like
that again)…

It means you CAN play footy in the park with
the kids (rather than letting em run rings
around you)…

It means you won’t just be a nobody who
stands at the back watching all these massive
dudes getting ripped and kissing their biceps
while smacking each other on the arse…

^^^ They’re only doing it to make OTHER GUYS
jealous (that’s fkn bananas by the way)…

Seriously… who gives a shit how ripped you
are?…

And who gives a shit who gives a shit?…

Do this FOR YOU and the freedom it’ll give
you…

— The freedom you had 10 years ago…

Choice is yours my man…

Keep paying peanuts for a gym membership that
doesn’t get you what you want (and will end
up costing you a load cos they made you sign
up for 12 months)…

Or spend that little bit extra and give your
time getting fitter and stronger some
purpose…

^^^ And it’ll be less time than you thought
you needed anyway…

A couple of guys have already made that
decision this month and will be starting on 3
May… (only 3 spaces left)

They’re already in the private Facebook group
and have already received my recipe book and
nutrition guide…

They’re already getting help (instantly) and
they don’t start for another couple of
weeks…

So if you want to join them then it’s as
simple as hitting the link below…

CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

Peter

p.s. I do understand if you’re happy to keep
pissing your money away though dude…

I did the same and it cost me a fortune…

It seems bigger jeans cost more (who’d have
known)…

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Peter Lant

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