Is This Acceptable Behaviour? - Bath Kettlebell Society

Is This Acceptable Behaviour?

sweet tooth

Was avin a right good larf with the fellas
last week…

We were going on about what it’s like to have
a ‘sweet tooth’…

You might even have one dude…

You know…

It’s that phrase you use to compensate for
the fact that you eat a lot of shit (oh yes I
did just say that)…

Thing is though we kinda worked summink
out…

If you aren’t arsed about eating sweet stuff
all the time…

The folk who are will try and push it on
you…

They come to work with a bunch of cakes (cos
they fancied one)…

But they can’t do that alone so they bring
enough for everyone…

^^^ How generous…

Or is it to hide the fact that they feel some
shame in the fact that they can’t stop
themselves…

But this is acceptable behaviour because it’s
treating people…

However…

When someone like me tries to encourage you
to get a bit of exercise…

^^^ While becoming strong as fuck so that you
have a sporting chance of living beyond 70
years of age…

When I try to help you manage your struggle
with eating too much crap and drinking too
much booze…

While making excuses as to why it’s ok…

Cos it makes you TEMPORARILY feel good…

Before the guilt sets it…

I get abuse… like the guy who sent me that
email the other day…

When I’m actually trying to help…

I get it dude…

I do the very same thing most weekends…

I’m an addict…

I’m working on it but sometimes it wins…

And I ALWAYS feel like a right tit the day
after (which usually turns into a wasted
day)…

And leaves me knackered for 3 or 4 days
afterwards too…

^^^ Not in my 20s any more (only just
clinging on to my 30s as it happens)…

I’m not asking you to give up everything you
like doing my friend…

Cos that’s just boring…

All I ask for is that you commit to the
program…

Cut back on some of your vices (cos let’s
face it… you actually enjoy em more when
you have em less)…

^^^ ‘cept sex that is…

Anyhoo…

I’m not asking you to become a trappist monk
or anything like that…

I’m just concerned that we’re all gonna end
up a knackered old mess who relies on the NHS
to keep us alive for another 20 years…

^^^ And imagine how strained the NHS will be
in 20 odd years time dude…

Do something about it now…

I promise you’ll be glad you did…

If you’re not I’ll give you your money
back…

CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

Peter

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Peter Lant

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