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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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I found a few quotes from the comedian Steven
Wright…

Not to be confused with the popular Radio 2
DJ Steve Wright…

But I’ll forgive you for making that
mistake…. they do sound similar…

Not in voice you understand… I mean when
you say their names out loud…

Anyhoo… I digest…

So SteveN Wright is an American comedian who
I first became aware of as the voice of K
Billy’s super sounds of the 70s on Reservoir
Dogs…

And one of his quotes was…

” If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all
evidence that you tried “

Sound familiar?…

If you’re owt like me you’ll have a room full
of evidence…

Books about gardening… I was going to build
a vegetable patch in mine…

Guitar ‘teach yourself’ books… these are a
great example…

You learn from em… but you ONLY LEARN
WHAT’S IN EM…

Then you can play the tunes from the book…
and that’s it…

If you needed to make up a decent melody…
you’re stuffed…

–> Get a teacher… trust me…

So what’s in your room… seriously – I want
to know… hit me up and tell me….

I know several people who’ve got some dumb
bells stashed under the bed…

Just sitting there – gathering dust…

Along with skipping ropes, yoga mats, foam
rollers…

These things aren’t cheap by the way… and
they get used once a year

Now self help is fine… but what happens at
the end…

There’s only so far you can go with a couple
of 5kg dumb bells…

You’re ready to progress… so you need to
find the next bit of self help…

Oh it’s there… but it’s ludicrously hard to
follow…

Why?…

Because it starts to get a bit difficult…
so you give up… and hide the evidence…

So you’re essentially hiding your money under
your bed… and these things don’t
appreciate in value…

Instead of trying to do it all yourself…

JUST ASK FOR HELP…

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It doesn’t make you any less of a man…

It doesn’t mean you’re weak…

In fact – I think it means the opposite…

Problem is… you ask your mates… (who are
in exactly the same place as you… so have
no idea HOW to help)…

^^^ this won’t top them trying to though ^^^

Instead of that let me qualify this
further…

ASK FOR HELP FROM SOMEONE WHO’S ALREADY LOST
WEIGHT AND BECOME AS STRONG AS A DUNG
BEETLE…

It’s the fastest way to lose the jublies and
jowls my friend…

Actually – growing a beard is the fastest way
to lose the jowls… but that’s not
constructive¬†<– it is fashionable though…

Find someone who’s got themselves trim…
someone who knows HOW they did it…

And can teach you how to do the same…

Because if you actually LEARN HOW to lose
some timber…

You can make damn sure to keep it off…

Which is the hardest part…

So stop trying to D.I.Y <– we’re not in the
80s any more….

And apply to become part of a growing bunch
of committed fellas EXACTLY like you who all
know HOW it’s done…

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/lb-
thankyou/

Peter

p.s. 3 spleeps to go….

Peter Lant

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