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I Cocked That Right Up…

Gyms in Bath

On Monday I accidentally sent yesterday’s
email…

I hit the wrong button and couldn’t stop the
process…

Yep – I cocked that right up didn’t I…

But so what…

We ALL make mistakes right…

So if I bleat on about how easy it is to lose
weight and get fit…

Then feel free to tell me to shut my
cakehole…

Cos it isn’t…

It is simple however…

But I get it…

There are pictures all over Facebook of
ripped guys and gals who want you to believe
you can look exactly like them in a couple of
weeks…

And you can – if you want to give up
EVERYTHING else in your life to do so…

Oh and you’ll also be bad for the environment
if you do want to look like them…

Cos of all the plastic tupperware you’ll need
to buy…

To split your meals that you’ve prepared for
the next month… (which will be largely
sweet potato, broccoli & chicken by the
way)…

–> FOR EVERY FRICKIN MEAL

You’ll not be allowed to eat pizza…

You’ll certainly not be allowed to have
ANY fun…

And you’ll be lambasted for drinking a
beer… (which is tragic… cos beer’s
great)…

But all of that will be worth it cos you’ll
be ripped…

And if you want to stay ripped?…

YOU’LL HAVE TO DO THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE…

^^^ If that’s what you want by the way…
then just leave now (unsubscribe is at the
bottom)…

Cos here…

We don’t want folk who can’t have fun…

We don’t want fellas who’ll judge us for
liking beer…

And we certainly don’t want to eat the same
thing over and over again…

Balls to that…

We want committed guys who have 3 hours per
week to spare (or can make room for)…

That’s all it takes…

Really…

Join Our Mailing List

If you’re not convinced then you have the
perfect opportunity to prove me wrong…

It does mean you’ll have to do the 2 week
trial though…

Cos that’s the only way you’ll be able to
find out if it works or not… (which it does
by the way)…

– SO –

Hit the link

https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/lb-
thankyou/

This way you will be eligible to start in
January…

When all the other folk will be queueing up
to the gym door to get on a treadmill…

That’s covered in turkey sweat…

Nice…

Peter

p.s. gobble gobble….

Unsubscribe’s this way

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https://bathkettlebellsociety.co.uk/lb-
thankyou/

^^^^

No not that one you numpty…

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Peter Lant

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