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Fancy Wearing Some S.p.u.n.k?…

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Got a text from my big brother yesterday…

“So you getting a S.p.u.n.k track suit then?”

I didn’t have a clue what he was on about…

But I knew it would be some sort of funny
news story…

And thanks to good old google (other web
search engines are available…
apparently)…

I found it straight away…

Basically… it’s a Bollywood actor who’s set
up his own clothing line…

And called it…

S.P.U.N.K… hee – larious…

But in India spunk means bravery & valour…

Which it used to mean over here… until it
became a slang word over 100 years ago

So this fella has gotten himself into what
you might call…

>> A sticky situation… (little schoolyard
giggles all round)…

But this got me to thinking…

The world is a big old place…

And this guy should have done his research…

Maybe he did…

Maybe he doesn’t give a toss… (oops…
did it again)…

As there are 1.25 BILLION people in India…

Probably more by the time you read this
sentence…

So he doesn’t care what we think over here…

Which reminds me a bit about Bath Kettlebell
Society…

Which is for blokes your age…

So why isn’t it for everyone else?…

1. Because if you’re surrounded by people
like you… who’ve shared the same struggles
with their weight and appearance…

Who understand EXACTLY what it’s like to be
where you are right now…

Feeling bloated, sluggish, sweaty…

Wanting to wear stylish clothes again (I hear
there’s a great new brand in India by the
way)…

Wanting your wife to take notice again…
(cos you’re getting checked out by the ladies
in the street)…

Wanting your kids to see how cool their dad
has become… (not a grumpy old man who has
no time for em)…

2. Have a look around you… I think there
are plenty of fellas in your position who
need my help but just haven’t realised it
yet…

I know cos I used to be like you… and I
know it’s bloody hard to find the right
person to help you… so you end up jumping
on any freebies you can get to help you find
the right group…

But the people who dish out freebies to get
you hooked obviously don’t value their own
service… if they did they would be
confident that guys like you know you get
what you pay for in this world…

Free = sh*te… in my opinion…

3. As a nation we spend more money on ‘health
and fitness’ products than ever before…

But we’re fatter than ever before…

And the NHS is more strained that ever
before…

Funny that innit…

So again… there are plenty of fellas
looking for my services…

4. IT ISN’T FOR EVERYONE…

There are a load of geezers out there who
feel fat and old and (though they say they
want to do something about it)… they
won’t…

If that applies to you then I can assure you
we will not be for you…

We only accept committed guys who will show
up, do the required work (which isn’t as much
as you think)…

And get results…

Phew… that hurt my fingers…

Anyhoo…

Next 14 day trial start on 1 August…

So you’d better fill out the form before you
miss out…

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

Yep that’s a new link…

Little surprise for you… tell me what you
think…

Peter

p.s. there’s loads of stuff that was badly
named…

Remember the Vauxhall Nova?

‘No va’ means…

‘Doesn’t go’ in spanish…

Large part of the world excluded there then
eh 🙂

There are some dirty ones too (but you’ve had
enough innuendo for one day)

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

Peter Lant

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