Fancy A Pint
Friend In Pub: Rowing is good for you… it’s low
impact and works every muscle in your body
You: Yeah but I don’t have access to a rowing machine
FIP: They have them in the gym that I joined in
January… you should come along with me some time…
Fancy another pint?
You: Cheers I’ll have a pint of Gem (totally ignoring
the gym comment)
FIP: Got some crisps and mini cheddars too… so yer my
gym lets me bring a friend for a free session
You: Suppose it can’t hurt… shall we do Friday
FIP: can’t do Friday I have back to back meetings…
what about tomorrow morning before work
You: Hmmm… reckon after tonight that’s probably not
gonna happen… Next week?
FIP: I’m away next week… then the week after I have a
presentation to prepare for
You: Do you ever USE this gym membership?
FIP: Yeah… when I have time
You: When was the last time you went?
FIP: Few weeks back… been really busy… your round
by the way
You: OK … same again
FIP: Yep… and get ome pork scratchings and a scotch
egg too…. oh and some nuts
^^^ Little snippet of conversations going on all across
And I know this happens cos it used to be me
But this is the problem with advice and help you get
from friends in the pub…
They’re trying to tell you how to get in shape when
they can’t even be bothered themselves…
Yet you listen to them cos they’re your mate
When all you have to do is ask someone who KNOWS how to
help you get in shape…
So quick questions
What have you tried in the past to get in shape
And why didn’t it work?
Tell me dude and I’ll see what I can do
p.s. Love a scotch egg me