Ever Tried Putting A Jonny On A Randy Lion? - Bath Kettlebell Society

Ever Tried Putting A Jonny On A Randy Lion?

Longleat

Lions & Tigers…

But no bears…

I was at Longleat a couple of years back…

Weird place…

Driving around Wiltshire looking at exotic
animals…

I was a bit disappointed though cos the
monkey enclosure was closed…

I think my car was happy though…

Anyhoo…

We were driving through the Lion enclosure…

They looked pretty cool – you almost want to
get out and go and stroke one (which is a bad
idea by the way)…

Apparently the wardens were originally
worried the lions wouldn’t be able to breed
in the cold weather…

But they ended up having the opposite
problem…

These are some amorous lions it would seem…

So it was decided to dish out contraceptives
before things got out of hand…

Now I know the people who work with these
badass creatures are dedicated to their
jobs…

But I wouldn’t be the one who drew the short
straw…

— > And had to put a condom on an randy
lion…

^^^ Screw THAT…

There must be a better way right?…

Something with less peril…

And of course there is…

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But I can’t help thinking about all those
folk who decide to smash themselves to pieces
in the gyms across the land…

Bouncing all over the place doing as many
exercises as possible in 45 seconds…

Day in day out…

Until they burn out (or get injured)…

Meaning they have to stop for a month and go
right back to where they were…

Or the folk who pay a trainer £40 per session
to give them exactly the same as above…

^^^ But they’ll count your reps for you while
you do it on your own…

There must be a better way right?…

A more intelligent approach where you’re not
put at unnecessary risk…

Where you become stronger and fitter without
burning yourself out…

By going at YOUR own pace…

With the help of a bunch of other fellas who
are all in this with you…

— > THIS is exactly why I created my 6 week
online challenge…

It’s for YOU if you’ve been hitting the gym
for years with limited results…

Results like: –

– Sustainable lard busting – if you’re here
reading this there’s a reason for it dude –
the gym clearly hasn’t worked…

Superior Strength – Cos most fellas hoist
weights with zero knowledge of how to do it
without blowing out your shoulders…

– Bags of energy – So you can keep up with
the pesky cherubs when they decide to run off
in different directions…

More style – seriously dude… you’ll be
able to slip into your favourite shirt again
(without having to worry about taking
someone’s eye out with a stray button)…

^^^ And you’ll be able to remove it double
quick smart when the Mrs realises how damn
sexy you’ve become…

It’s all in the 6 week challenge dude…

It starts on 5 September (just in time to
burn off the excess of the last few weeks of
holiday)…

The invitation is coming your way next
week…

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After I’ve offered it to the guys on the
inside that is…

Peter

p.s. If you want to know how to get on
the inside…

I’ll tell you tomorrow…

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Peter Lant

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