Did you get your present yesterday?
If not then it’s probably still under the tree
The tag must have fallen off
It’s the REALLY badly wrapped one 😉
You can start using it today if you really want to
But I’m happy for you to wait until tomorrow
^^^ Although we All know what that means right
“Tomorrow NEVER comes” as my dear old Mum says
(actually we say MAM in Newcastle)
So go open it
And let me know how you get on 🙂
p.s. It’s a Bloody Mary for a hangover right?
Am I Right
Oh go on then…
Or is it still too early?