D*ck Measuring Contest - Bath Kettlebell Society

D*ck Measuring Contest

fitness first

You know when something just falls in your
lap…

When you’re trying to do something and the
stars align just so…

That it makes life a load easier…

Well this has been happening all week…

Over on the old Farcebook…

Couple of meatheads have been having a full
on conversation about one of my ads…

They left a few comments comparing what we do
here to Zumba…

I thought they might be compensating for
something but couldn’t be sure…

And then it turned into a dick measuring
contest between them…

^^^ Fkn hee-larious…

This is why I don’t like commercial gyms…

You get these guys in there… who seem to
think that intimidation is the way to get YOU
to man up and get all swollen like them…

Then you can be a ‘real man’…

You can post selfies of you pouting and
flexing all over the place…

I think the intimidation is to put you off…

Cos if you did get like that… if everyone
got like that…

Then these guys would have nothing…

Their existence would have no meaning…

They’d just revert to that little kid growing
up who got picked on at school…

Tragic…

This makes what I’ve been saying all this
time even more relevant…

Gyms are intimidating places…

Even though these guys are in the minority…
(most people in these places are actually
alright)…

They still put people off who have confidence
issues…

This is EXACTLY why I took my training to the
park…

So guys like you don’t have to stand in the
shadows…

You get the benefit of being outside AND
getting stronger without being judged…

We did get a particularly agressive squirrel
once…

And he put up a good fight…

But I took him down in the end…

We’re friends now…

Anyhoo

I got nothing for you today my man…

‘cept to say keep an eye out for my
forthcoming program…

Once I got the guys started on the 14 day
trial I’m gonna be unleashing this mutha…

And it’s waaaay more than just a few exercise
sessions to lose a few pounds…

It’s gonna make the 4 guys who get in on it
the baddest asses around…

Lack the confidence to get started?

Think this isn’t for you and you need to get
fit first?…

Worried by your lack of commitment to
anything?…

Well this has been designed just for you…

Peter

p.s. These guys have fired me right up…

Now I’m even more determined to show em what
YOU’RE made of…

CLICK HERE to find out EXACTLY what to change to finally get the body YOU want (not the body everyone tells you you SHOULD have)

Peter Lant

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