Dear Douchebag - Bath Kettlebell Society

Dear Douchebag

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Dear Douchebag…

I’ve seen your posts all over Farcebook about
how you have great abs…

I KNOW you’re committed to having the body of
Adonis…

YES you LOVE the gym

You’ve given up everything else in your life
to get all muscly and tanned…

You’ve had your teeth whitened

I get it…

You’re fucking amazing and everyone should
look like you…

If they don’t then they’re obviously a
failure…

^^^ This is what most Farcebook profiles look
like when you look for a personal trainer…

They appear to be rather narcissistic…

It’s all about THEM…

But what about YOU dude…

What about what you want?…

I get that you don’t want to be in the gym
for two hours a day

6 days a week

–> You got a job

A family to support

The last thing you want to be doing is
gorging on chicken and broccoli for every
meal

Missing nights out cos you’ve had to give up
booze…

See I know all of this because…

Well

That’s me

I get it

I used to work long hours staring at (six)
screens…

Yes SIX

I had zero time to prepare food

I HATED exercise

–> But I also hated the way I looked

And only when this became more painful than
doing nothing

When I got so sick of having jugs

Being a sweaty mess

THAT’S when I decided to do summink about it

(When I’d previously given up)

EVERY DAMN TIME

So what about you dude?

You ready to step up?

Cos I’m running a FREE One Day event here in
Bath

On 8 April

BULLETPROOF MINDSET 2.0

^^^ Cos the first one I did was such a
success for the fellas who actually had the
balls to show up

That I thought it only fair to have another
one…

Just in case you were pissed of you’d missed
out…

Well NOW’s your chance my friend…

just hit this link to get in the group and
find out more about it…

Along with a few more pearls of wisdom I will
be throwing your way on a DAILY basis…

https://www.facebook.com/groups/BProofMS

Peter

p.s. TWO spaces have already gone and I
haven’t even told anyone about this yet…

So don’t hang about

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Peter Lant

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