Caught Spanking The Plank - Bath Kettlebell Society

Caught Spanking The Plank

bath chronicle

Me and the fellas talk about all sorts of
stuff during the sessions…

Jokes flying around all over the place…

Then last week I remembered a story from the
Bath Chronicle a while back…

The one about the fella caught having a
shuftie in the park…

He was sitting in his car and must have
mistaken his todger for the handbrake
or summink…

Not on the sabbath Peter (I hear you
thinking)…

Now apparently this fella…

He didn’t have wifi at home…

Two words…

Analog filth…

The old fashioned stuff…

You know…

Jazz Mags

Art Pamphlets

Rhythm Papers

Or a good old copy of the Sun (or Sport if
you want a bit more variety)…

See this guy obviously had some unresolved
issues…

And the lack of Wifi…

Well that’s just an excuse innit…

Kinda like the excuses we all come up with as
to why we can’t do something…

Like saying you don’t have enough time to
exercise…

You can’t cook…

You don’t like vegetables…

Seriously dude… this is EXACTLY the same
sort of thing…

Avoidance of the REAL problem…

* The fact that you can’t take your shirt off
with the lights on…

* The kids who talk about daddy’s fat belly…

* The snarky comments from friends and family
that you laugh off…

That shit hurts dude…

I know cos I felt exactly the same…

My mum telling me a t-shirt she bought me
would look loads better once I lost weight
(destroyed in one sentence)…

^^^ That’s the trigger right there my
friend…

There’s two ways you can go…

You can accept it and try to live with it
(until the next time something or someone
pisses you off…

Which will be VERY soon and will get more
frequent (if it isn’t already happening right
now)…

OR

You can face it head on and do something
about it…

That’s half the battle dude…

Making the decision to finally get out of
your own way and show those fuckers that you
mean business…

And when they’re all feeling bloated and
knackered after Christmas…

You’ll be feeling a shit load better than you
do now…

That’s why I created my 6 week online lard
buster just for you…

It’s right here v v v

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Nowt better than a headstart for the New Year
dude…

Leave the others standing in your dust…

They’ll give up by the end of January
anyway…

But you won’t because me and the guys will
make sure you get through this…

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

Peter

p.s. Will feel great when you have to take
that new jumper back and get a smaller one…

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Peter Lant

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