Then He Called Me A Northern Monkey - Bath Kettlebell Society

Then He Called Me A Northern Monkey

northern monkey

So it would appear I’ve ruffled a few
feathers over the weekend…

I got an email from a fella who seemed pretty
peeved that I sent 4 emails on Sunday…

Even after I warned you on Saturday that this
would happen…

Anyhoo…

Here’s what he had to say v v v

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” Listen up Lantey

4 fucking emails you sent me today now fuck
off with it.

I found you slightly amusing at first now
your just annoying.

Its been a long day and to compound it all I
have you ramming this kettleball shite up me
arse.

Now your northern monkey jog on with it.

Yours,

The big boss. “
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Now I’m fully aware that people get pissed of
with these emails…

That’s kinda the point…

If they stir up nothing in you then how will
they get you to take action?…

Which is the ultimate goal (as I’m sure
you’ve figured out)…

And that’s why, when I’ve got something that
I really don’t want you to miss out on…

Something that I know will help you lose
weight and get fit and strong…

Like my 6 week online program (which is now
closed)…

I want to give you as much opportunity as
possible to get involved…

^^^ Otherwise I’m not doing my job
properly…

And if you’re not interested…

Or pissed off…

You know you can unsubscribe at any time
right…

Rather than get personal about it…

Ok this fella was obviously having a bad day
and decided to take it out on me…

Which I’m cool with by the way…

We all take our frustrations out
differently…

^^^ Which is something I can also help you
deal with by the way…

Since I used to be an angry bastard who has
learned to channel my energy elsewhere and
use it to help people rather than just waste
it…

Which doesn’t happen over night by the way
and takes a crazy amount of discipline…

And considering the day I’d had on Sunday
(which was quite possibly the worst day I’ve
had since my Dad died nearly 13 years ago)…

I managed to keep my cool and not get angry
about this…

Because this message was just misplaced frustration…

Right place wrong time you could call it…

Which is why you get these emails every damn
day…

One of these days (and it might be
today)…

You might be ready to take action and
actually do something about your health and
fitness (which is why you gave me your email
address in the first place)…

So if this happens to be the day…

Then all you need to do is hit the link below
and book one of the 5 spots on our 14 day
trial starting 26 September…

CLICK HERE to get your FREE blueprint so you can start getting stronger TODAY

Peter

p.s. If today’s not the day then you got 2
choices…

1) Carry on reading these emails and doing
nothing…

– OR –

2) Chuck in the towel before you’ve actually
done anything (which I’ve done many a time
over the years and ALWAYS regretted)…

Choice is yours dude…

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Peter Lant

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