A Very Blunt Email

Beware my man…

If you’re easily offended I wouldn’t read on

Cos you might get your knickers in a knot
about this one…

Ready

Here goes

I warned you

….

What the fk are you waiting for?

Seriously dude

There’s a 14 day trial starting NEXT MONDAY

You can get on it here

The next one isn’t until (late) August

And I can’t guarantee you a spot on that
one…

So if you miss this you may have to wait
until the autumn…

When you won’t care if your belly hangs over
your belt

Cos you’ll be able to cover up

Until next year…

So again…

You gonna do something?

Peter

p.s. Or are you just gonna keep watching
from the sidelines…

Cos the fellas here are getting some SERIOUS
results…