A Little Christmas Poem - Bath Kettlebell Society

A Little Christmas Poem

Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas…

And all through the house…

Not a creature was stirring…

Cos they’re all at the fkn supermarket…

Grrrrrrrrr….

It’s closed for ONE DAY…

I mean really…

It’s no different from a Sunday roast…

No wonder everyone eats until they’re gonna
explode like Mr Creosote…

Then you’ve got a couple of weeks of eating
whatever’s left over…

Cos you bought enough to feed the Chinese
army for a month…

Anyhoo…

We all do it 🙂

So dig in…

Enjoy it…

Don’t feel guilty…

Have a blast…

Forget about your troubles and your strife…

Blimey I went all Jungle Book (wasn’t
intended at all that)…

Have great Christmas and I’ll talk to you on
the other side my man…

I’ll be here to help you pick up the turkey
pieces…

I can also offer my services helping you
devour the left overs…

I eat a lot… so keep that in mind…

Peter



Peter Lant

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