Month: December 2016

2017 Will Be YOUR Year

^^^ This is a load of old pony… Here’s why… You probably said that 2016 was gonna be your year… So you joined a gym and decided to do ‘Dry January’… ^^^ Which won’t work by the way (I explained why yesterday)… You bought some new trainers and shorts… Set your alarm for early… Sprung …

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A Little Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas… And all through the house… Not a creature was stirring… Cos they’re all at the fkn supermarket… Grrrrrrrrr…. It’s closed for ONE DAY… I mean really… It’s no different from a Sunday roast… No wonder everyone eats until they’re gonna explode like Mr Creosote… Then you’ve got a couple of …

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The Bashing Bishop

This lends a whole new slant on the phrase Bashing the bishop… But maybe this fella can help… He’s a bishop who has a revolutionary new technique to enlarge your member… In fact he doesn’t stop there… He does ladies bits too… Obviously not a fussy chap… Check out the story in the ps… v …

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Hols Are Coming

So the hols are coming… Some time off work… Time with the family… Looking at the kids’ faces when they open their presents… The excitement… Makes your heart melt dunnit dude… The kids will treasure this time with you… They won’t remember what you bought em but they will remember you being there… I find …

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