Ditch the busy gym that’s wasted all your time and money and hasn’t worked for you anyway. I’ll show you how to train smarter so you lose the jelly belly and get that solid body you’ve chased for years (and I won’t make you wear a tiny vest either) nobody wants to see your nipples my man
You’re not in your 20s any more so stop training like you are. Beating yourself into submission EVERY SESSION is getting you nowhere. You need to train with a purpose so you can keep track of your increasing manliness
You will get older but it'll happen a damn site faster if you don’t do something now. I'll help you lose body fat and build stronger bones to make sure you don’t become an old fart any time soon
Become strong in mind as well as body so you can still hold a normal conversation without having to tell people how much you can lift every 5 minutes
The zero to hero training system
I was EXACTLY where you are right now.
So what do you do?
Well you joined a gym and got distracted by all the ripped guys with their nipples poking out of their vests while flexing and grunting in your earhole (which isn’t exactly motivational & is terribly off-putting)
You could start running (again) and maybe decide to do a half marathon (again). That way you’ve signed yourself up to months of tedious runs that’ll get you precisely nowhere (unless you want to become really skinny?)
You could become a Superhero
The zero to hero training system was created for guys exactly like you.
You don’t give a toss about 6 packs (unless it’s beer). The last thing you want is to get dragged into a gun show. Why bother? You're not compensating for anything right?
You want REAL STRENGTH so you look and feel like a superhero without people thinking you're a tool
If you really want to be ripped then just wear a smaller t-shirt - it’s that simple.
But if you want to become stronger, fitter, faster & harder than you’ve ever been (and still be taken seriously)
Then you’re going to need to lose the jublies and get strong my friend
If you’re still not sure you have the balls to become one of us then I suggest you check out what happened to some of the former zeros below
Diverse team of all shapes and sizes
- 3 x 60 minute man making sessions per week to boost your strength & fitness and make you solid so you can handle anything
- Easy to follow nutrition guide that doesn't take hours to read and implement
- Access to our MEMBERS ONLY Facebook group with DAILY support from our team of fellas who know EXACTLY where you're at right now (cos they've all been there)
- Progress in every session so you leave feeling more fired up than when you arrived (and can’t wait for the next one)
- Home workouts for when you have manly business that you just can’t miss
- Diverse team of all shapes and sizes who are united in a common goal so you'll be one of us right from the start
- Mainly using kettlebells and bodyweight as these are the most dignified way to gaining unbeatable strength not to mention exceptional stamina so you have more energy to go about your manly day (and still have some left in the tank for the evening) <-- if you get my drift
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
If for some reason you don’t feel or see any change during the 14 day trial or are unhappy in any way then we will refund every penny. We will only ask one question. What’s wrong with you?